Your Last Words.

[PatrickKing]

You are about to die in one or two sentences give your last words..
Mine would be

Dance to the beat of your own drummer. :happy:
Don't just sit around waiting for life to happen to you. :wave:

[timaym]

umm... considering I'll probably be dead because I have been murdered


Fuck you, you dirty bastard.
I'm going to haunt you for the rest of my after-life.

[PuppyKicker]

It will probably go something like this:

Don't be stupid! What could possibly go wrong?





Hey, what is that?

[Russ]

I might say:

I told you I was sick.

[mad octopus]

this might sound strange, but i promised myself 15 years ago that my dying words would be,
"somebody... get me a toothpick."

but i might also say my mantra,
"everything was beautiful,
and nothing hurt"
--vonnegut(sp) breakfast of champions (i think...)


repeat:'everything is beautiful, and nothing hurts" repeat.
:) :(

[diddy]

this is for depaul :D

my last words would be


"WANKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"


well. I guess that is one word. but oh well. :happy:

[ShitBreak]

You are about to die in one or two sentences give your last words..
PatrickKing was such a shitlicker. when's the tombstone done?

[Arcus28]

Anyone got a cigarette for me?

[Martin]

I'll be back (with a German accent) LOL!

[mark]

Wait, don't light a match . . . . . .

[aBADfish]

It will probably go something like this:

Don't be stupid! What could possibly go wrong?

Hey, what is that?

haha, i like that one... :)

I will decide my last words when needed. Who knows that the situation will call for.

[magnum load]

please.....(gasp!) let me see your boobies.....

[Gothguy]

Mine would be simple:

:mlm11:

Understood?

Thanks, and have a nice day...I am dead.

[timaym]

Mine would be simple:

:mlm11:

Understood?

Thanks, and have a nice day...I am dead.
Thats a shame, I was finally getting used to him being here, he will be sadly missed. :happy:

[PatrickKing]

PatrickKing was such a shitlicker. when's the tombstone done?
Damn, lick a little shit and forever you're known as a shit licker. :yumyum: :laugh: :laugh:

[PatrickKing]

please.....(gasp!) let me see your boobies.....

Excellent! :beer:

[schphyncterboy]

i didn't know she's your wife. she told me she was single.

[mad octopus]

i didn't know she's your wife. she told me she was single.

i thought it went...

"i didn't do it!
i didn't know she was your sister!
she told me she was eighteen!"